I am so bored with my life. I watch films like Sherlock Holmes, Batman, and I read books like Phantom of the Opera, Count of Monte Cristo, and Dracula. People are doing things in these! I long to be a genius, to save the day, to be someone’s hero. I want conflict, and an enemy. Is it bad to wish these things? I want to be charming, discerning in conversation, and the one who figures it all out. What do I do? No villian like Professor Moriartti is in my reach! No conflict like the catching of a vampire is possible! I cannot just become a dignified face in history just like that! What on earth do I do? I want to be a superhero.